Never Odd or Even

alycidebnam:

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

thestarvingstoner:

I don’t want to be fat.

All I want to do is wear cute dainty onesies without my fat arms jiggling around the whole time. I want to wear cute crop tops without my muffin top hanging out of my jeans. I just want to wear cute clothes and I want to feel good about myself.

hotboyproblems:

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

to-be-dead-or-to-be:

Somebody: don’t be sad! You’ll find a person that will fall in love with you!

Me: *ugly, dumb, tired all the time, with a lot of problems*

Me: yeah, sure